Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

Even a mistake may turn out to be the one thing necessary to a worthwhile achievement.

Henry Ford

I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.
Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

Bill Gates

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Oscar Wilde

I think I’ve never stopped feeling like a kid.
I think I’ve never stopped feeling like a kid.

Stan Lee

If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists – to protect them and to promote their common welfare – all else is lost.
If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists – to protect them and to promote their common welfare – all else is lost.

Barack Obama

Never, never, never give up.
Never, never, never give up.

Winston Churchill

I been a long time leaving but I’m going to be a long time gone.

Willie Nelson

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Jerome K. Jerome

If you are going down a road and don’t like what’s in front of you, and look behind you and don’t like what you see, get off the road. Create a new path!
If you are going down a road and don’t like what’s in front of you, and look behind you and don’t like what you see, get off the road. Create a new path!

Maya Angelou

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Oprah Winfrey

It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.
It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment.

Ansel Adams

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.

Buddha

The barrier has begun to yield.

John Herschel

Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is.

Ernest Hemingway

To the natural philosopher, there is no natural object unimportant or trifling. From the least of Nature’s works he may learn the greatest lessons.

John Herschel