Still, this whole grim reaper thing should have come with a manual. Or a diagram of some kind. A flowchart would have been nice.

Darynda Jones

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Darynda Jones

It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!

George W. Bush

I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success.

Henry Ford

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
The path to success is to take massive, determined action.

Tony Robbins

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.

Theodore Roosevelt

When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.
When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.

Ansel Adams

We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives.
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives.

John F. Kennedy

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are.

George Eliot

Tell your heart that the fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. And no heart has ever suffered when it goes in search of its dream.

Paulo Coelho

Your greatest self has been waiting your whole life; don’t make it wait any longer.

Steve Maraboli

Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.

John F. Kennedy

In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed.
In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed.

Charles Darwin

Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.

Willie Nelson

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.
The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

Ronald Reagan

Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man’s desire to understand.

Neil Armstrong

I got along without you before I met you and I’ll get along without you a long time after you’re gone.

Willie Nelson